It Wasn't All She Wrote

If you prick us, do we not bleed?
if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison
us, do we not die? and if you wrong us, shall we not
revenge?

I know it seems easy to write something sarcastic and even easier to write something random. So I am going to do just that.

Firstly, its been 2 years in I.T, or as its called 7 years on your "updated resume". I have thoroughly enjoyed working in a profession where you get to meet people from "all over the world" trying to solve the world's biggest problems. One cannot but fall in love with it. It has to be one of the most satisfying professions in modern life. Also, I am writing this on a Monday morning and I'm working from home, not that the 2 have anything to do with each other.

When in doubt, drink. One of two things will happen, you'll find answers or forget the question.

The water comes from the ocean. Sun evaporates the water off the ocean and it mixes the water vapor with parcels of air. Weather patterns blow the humid parcels of air onto land and upward as they are blown against the cascade mountains. As the air rises, it reaches regions of lower pressure, and the air expands adiabatically (no heat transfer). When air expands adiabatically, it cools, perhaps cold enough to condense the water vapor out of it into drops of liquid water we call clouds.

Well some say life will beat you down
Break your heart, steal your crown
So I've started out, for God knows where
I guess I'll know when I get there

Coffee Cup Stains

Can you be richer if you bathe twice a day?

Everyday, when you wake up, you make a promise to yourself that this day won't be like all others. But isn't there an inherent problem, if you have to do it everyday. You convince yourself that you are the master of your ship and King of your destiny. You try to be a better person, a better friend, a better eater, a better singer and a happier individual. Isn't it easier and better to live life as if everything is a miracle?

You will learn nothing or learn it all.

Don't we all love going to the circus? Make that din't. When I was growing up, it used to be something to look forward to. I mean, it was huge. That was the exact same reason why you felt as excited to see the ringmaster make animals do crazy weird stuff as you were to see the clown/clowns goof up. If you've been to a circus anytime in the past 10 years, you might be able to relate to me. I actually felt sympathetic towards the clown. If I could, I would've handed him something. You could see the expression on his face, which conveyed the sentiment that even he understood, but wished he didn't. The circus hasn't evolved. People do not have a large attention span anymore. Did you check your Facebook? Dude, that's so totally awesome.

Do you really think you can/want to be the best Pacman player of all time?

Plaster is a building material used for coating walls and ceilings. Plaster starts as a dry powder similar to mortar or cement and like those materials it is mixed with water to form a paste which liberates heat and then hardens. Unlike mortar and cement, plaster remains quite soft after setting, and can be easily manipulated with metal tools or even sandpaper. These characteristics make plaster suitable for a finishing, rather than a load-bearing material.

What you see, its not real, those who know will no tell,

All is lost, sold your soul, in this brave new world

For what it is worth!!!

A good camera doesn't make you look good or does it?

Its a good idea to be nice to people once a year, if possible. Is it too soon? Have we really given it a chance? Feel privileged that you are getting to read this. Twenty years from now, people would call this art. I mean, still call this art. Do my words destroy what I want to convey? Did destiny create your path or did the path lead you there?

Young money we popping, I eat these rappers. Anthony Hopkins

Why are we here? How did we get here? How do we know when we are confused? They are real and they're spectacular. Do you need to win in order to have the right to lose? Avoid drinking hot water directly from the tap. Its fine if you microwave cold water for a minute. I could see where this was going until now. It might be a tall building when you got 18 different elevators. But isn't it all just a frame of reference?

Have you seen the birth of a crow or one giving birth?

Its just a choice between fear and love. You were born to do something special or consider whatever you end up doing special? You live life once. Do it all. Learn. Evolve. Grow. Try. Get rich. Teach. Indulge. Follow rules. Break them once. What if I was destined to write this at this very moment? How would I validate that? How would I validate that? ... looping

Cramps are unpleasant, often painful sensations caused by muscle contraction or over shortening.

I wish to take up stand up comedy. If only, I had the right material or time to come up with material. Are you still living a lie if you know so? How much of it is choice and how much is humor? The Coelho omens are all around. What if I was destined to meet my astrologer? Does it govern my thoughts and actions?

Don't try to live so wise, don't cry coz you're so right.

Don't dry with fakes or fears coz you will hate yourself in the end.