Tribhuvan Keerti

If only people knew how much it means to love and be loved, we wouldn't have all this happening in our world. Come on. I am not that insensitive. Or maybe I am. It seems some people dint take very kindly to my remarks about the twins. I really care a lot about what people think and do not wish for wrong notions to be propagated about me. So I urge all of you to just read this as if you are reading an interesting novel and forget about it once you are done.
It seems the only difference between New Jersey and Gujarat is that its O for Octopus in Jersey. Just kidding. There are lots of differences. Believe you can change the world. Good luck. One day you will. That day will be hence forth called 'Sunday' and the time the change takes place will be called 'Sunday morning'. Get it. Man, this joke is almost as bad as that one time I watched Friends. I know people, you love Friends. There is nothing wrong in it just like there is nothing wrong in being 'happy' if you know what I'm saying.
I pity all those poor souls who have a brother who is betrothed to a woman named Savitha and fearing the worst. Guys, its just a matter of hanging in there. Change will come just like its coming to America. You are starting to put the pieces together. Dont do it. The force is strong with you, young Skywalker. You underestimate the power of the dark side. I miss StarWars the most. How I wish they make another movie? The pure genius of it has never been reproduced or recreated. Harry Potter is for kids? Dint you read every book and play *ay quizzes with your friends. I did.
Metallica revolutionized thrash metal. Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal play great tennis. Jordan played good ball. India won independence on Aug 15th, 1947. Divya Bharti met with a tragic accident. I have a half decent sense of humor. I can change the world. Be the first to join this revolution and hop aboard the submarine. Angels live they never die. Dont wait for inspiration to find you. Just start and it will find you. Play. Roll with it. I apologize for the randomness of the content.
Nothing says America like Indian stores. Isnt it funny how the enigma fades away once you get to know someone? Well, I am fat. I am not big boned. I am not complaining. I love my folks. They just loved me that 'bit' more. Havent you heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard. Heard what? Brian Dont. Bird is the word. I miss those days of being young and innocent. The only thing I crave for apart from a chick(thank God I got the spelling right) is a full time position. You are not really interested in a green card? Like Mishra ji says, Give me a break. I do not hail from this place in Mumbai called Alibaug.
I am not a big fan of people who use obscenities just to sound cool. I mean its just lame. And I
am not a fan of the chicks either who actually find it cool. You are just as perfect as everyone around you. Shit happens to people. Some are lucky.
Welcome to wherever you are
This is your life. You've made it this far
Welcome, you gotta believe
Right here right now, youre exactly where youre supposed to be
I love Starbucks Coffee. Its so well priced. In addition to that, its very healthy. For the Starbucks Company.How far do wise cracks take you in life? I am not sure about that. Guess I'll never know. I hope by now, you've forgotten what you just read. If not, I hope it has a profound impact on your life and start spreading the word around. I want to become Mayor of New York. I am planning to shift genres and do more mainstream stuff from here on in. If you did not know by now, America just made the transition to digital television. This one goes out to all my peeps in the hizza. No matter how corny it sounds, dont let no one tell you that you aint beautiful. You may not be Jessica Alba or Pitt, but .. you know. Take good care of your health and keep their heads ringing.
Ding ding Dong
Dinga Ding Ding Ding Dong

Evil Monkey

This will be the best of my blogs... not or maybe it will. Anyways, read on. I am not giving her anymore blog time. How deep is your love? I dont know why, but I have never ridden a cycle before which is one of the many things I have never done or tried to do. Its not a lie if you believe in it.
I keep going back to New York city. She reminds of my hometown. Everything is Bombay-ish except maybe for the Guju shopkeepers and Punjabi taxi drivers. It will be fun someday to travel in a desi cab, for the desi driver. Lets face it. If there is someone you should be able to bring down, its your own kind. I mean how often do you look at a man's shoes? Hope you got the fishsticks remark. Its a play on words.
Designing a webpage is harder than it first seems. There are so many stages you need to go through before you are finally there. Change is coming to America. I see you. Alright, no more randomness. Who moved my cheese?
What type of females do you desire to possess? For me personally, it would have to be a rich, well educated, good looking girl with a good sense of humor. A pinkish hue on the face would not hurt but I stay in my clothes. You may not notice from my name, but I am a Tam bram. Maybe you may. So its a tedious journey, before, during and after marriage. But I see my folks still sticking it out together. So cant be that bad, or can it? Come off it. Its not funny anymore Peter.
Or is it? would be my response.
How are the ticket prices to India in December? If you dont pay your doctor, will you become sick again? I know its true for your dentist. My loneliness is killing me. I must confess I still believe. Oh babum babum. Hit me babum one more time. Whats your favourite rock band? Backstreet Boys? Come on. Everyone knows Backstreet Boys are not .... .
I am excited to visit the capital of the states. I am not going to make a wise statement by saying how coincidental it is that the white house is also in Washington DC. She loves such jokes or pretends to do so. My bad. This is not where I parked my car. How beautiful is Jessica Alba? Its just not possible. I mean everyone is perfect because God made them that way. But I dont know is it just my perception or many people concur that some people look slightly better than the others. As a man once said, "Looks matter". Shes got the look.
Free coffee cannot be good for business, rather, free coffee cannot be good for anybody. Jokes apart, I need a full time position. So this may well be one of the last few blogs written by me this week. It just flows. I cant help it. The twins are just beautiful mam. What are their names? Which one is the boy? They look alike. Oh wait a second, I got it. He goes to school with my brother. Now, there there. You dint think? Or did you?
Oh Lord its a miracle. Grow up. Be a smart fella, not a *art smella. God gave you them shoes to fit you. So put em on and wear em. You were born today man. How I wish you were still here? I would love to still have you here. But you moved on. Good luck to you with everything. I can still feel you with me.
God bless you and God bless ya'll!!

RICE KRISPIES

You know the drill by now right. I write about .. you know.. stuff and pretty much try to explain the relevance it holds in regards to your life. People have already been writing to me about my witty humor and dark sarcasm. But I do not wish to boast of my achievements and stay modest.
Robin Soderling, come on, you beat Nadal. Rfed should be a piece of cake. The economy is picking up as the number of people laid off reached its lowest point since the recession. Only 350,000 people got laid off in the Month of May. Its amazing, so amazing. Lakers win game one. Kobe bryant is a good basketball player. I get nostalgic every time I watch him play. Lets get down to it.
Kaka is yet to be unveiled as a Madrista. 65Million pounds, now thats a lot of money at least for me.
All of you knew Simona Halep from long before reading the blog, dint you?
Some amazing lyrics which totally makes you reflect on what you sacrificed for what. I have fallen in love with this band.
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best Duck Flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid.

So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I dont drink. I just like to pretend I am one of them. Things become easier when you admit to hypocrisy. What can people possibly say to a hypocrite to make him feel worse? Its been three weeks into the internship. Time flies by. Its almost as if every day, hmm.. i lost my train of thought.

She doesnt name names. She likes to be thought of someone who has a lot of male friends and is still a good girl. I learnt a word for this thanks to my kannada friends. But she is a good girl. You'll be her savior if you can help her in homework. She'll make you and all your friends feel special. She'll make sure you have as many mutual friends as possible. Then you come to know your friend starts helping her with homework. You have a misunderstanding. Your friend gives her a shoulder. I dont drink. I dont believe in alcohol. I am not going to say something lame like she is vodka or beer. But, shit happens. Eat apples every morning or at least have something healthy. Health is wealth. Get a good night's sleep. She should have something to eat at night. Get some food. She likes to boast about the food she had too. I mean there is a word in english too if you know what I'm saying. But we are good friends. I wish her the best in every endeavor. May she come out with flying colors and the best in her is yet to be seen.
Clay court tennis is not for everyone. Well, it sure may not be as fast as the hard courts but it requires a lot of skill. Oh, I got back my train of thought. I wanted to say Seasons change, Time passes by, As the weeks become the months become the years. Rafael Nadal is a true gentleman. I mean the way he accepts defeat is just commendable. You see why he is such a great champion. Vamos rafa. May our hearts and prayers go out to the families of the passengers aboard AF 477. I dont know if you can call Roger the greatest ever. I mean he hardly beats Nadal ever. He may win the French open, but we all know who the king of clay is.
If you feel hurt or offended after reading this blog, I sincerely apologize for my exceptional sense of humor and sarcasm. Its not your fault. You are good. We are good.
I can see why people stop blogging after some time. Nevertheless, I am just getting started. So I'll be there for you as that stupid gay song says. Again, no offense and no hard feelings.
Yeppo varuvaro
Yendhan Kali Theera...

Funny Man

I am seriously funny. Now I know you might be thinking why so, or not. I am new to blogging and I really do not see why people are so hooked on to it. Just a disclaimer before you continue reading. I am a hypocrite and if you think you are not, you are. If you do, you are not very bright and you probably still dont get it. Another thing. I believe the best and by far the most superior kind of humor is subtle, dark, sarcastic and totally random. So if you feel offended sometime during reading this, you can thank me later.
The NBA finals begin today with the Lakers hosting the Magic in Game one. Real Madrid have almost signed Kaka. I hope he totally fails just like Fernando Torres and Nemanja Vidic did in that hyped up league. But few do so when they join us. Yes, I am a fan of Real Madrid. I feel good when Real wins soccer(football) games. It reminds me of a famous line by Jerry Seinfeld, " They won, you watched." .
But I digress. I can picture myself reading this crap in few years and thinking to myself how clear my thoughts and actions were. Lets just stick to the thoughts, shall we. I like stating the obvious and cant think of a better place to do so than hmm... I dunno.. everywhere. I dont make jokes, just funny observations which at times are funny. How much are you supposed to write here? Its getting very immature now.
If you tell me you have read a blog which made real sense and had a profound impact on you, I will be LMFAO. Dont care about the last F and the ones which will be a regular occurence hence forth. I love India for its rich and varied cultural heritage. The only place where you can truly experience true Indian culture is the US. If you dont agree, visit Edison once. I know you'll get a lifetime membership to the club. Is the material supposed to be more esoteric? No, that does not bring back memories of GRE and reading flash cards in class and memorising the words and the countless GRE tests. Or maybe it does. But I shall make a conspicous effort to be opaque.
Just to leave myself a reminder, Simona Halep. If you curious, look it up.
Do you like fishsticks/drumsticks(for veggies)?
Respect. Theres nothing wrong in it. I am currently interning in a software firm. If you are already employed and self satisfied, kindly let me know of any opening you may come across. If you are still on the lookout, good luck, may the best man win. I would ideally like to work in a company which pays a good salary, but the world is not perfect. So I would still consider the lesser companies. I would also advice you to keep applying, never lose heart. Its just one job.
Karma is true. It always comes back to bite you. Its not funny. Never count your chickens. Plan but always have a backup. It may sound corny, but trust me it works. Dream big, but be realistic about dreaming.
How costly is Starbucks coffee? I mean seriously. Its affordable if you make a lot of money. But it doesnt make sense. Pay people more. Charge them for stuff. What about the rest of the world? How does the economy survive? How can you live on credit? When an American dies, there are pretty good odds that he is in debt. Dont u get it?
Barack Obama became president of the United States after he beat John Mccain in the 08 elections for the US presidency. It reminds me of the African American guy at the Empire State building doing an amazing impersonation of "Yes, We Can", "I see you" and "Thank u". What an amazing view of New York city. Boy, that was some view.
I am doing my Masters in Electrical and Computer engineering from the University of Florida, Gainesville. My name is Subramanian Sankaran and I am a funny man.
If you liked this, congrats, you are a hypocrite and admit it. If you did not, maybe you need to read future blogs.
I would like to thank my friends for inspiring me with their relevant and moving blogs and making me write this.
Blogging is seriously amazing man. I'm posting this before I select all and delete. My future blogs may involve girls, getting a full time position, clay court tennis and good homely food.