Funny Man

I am seriously funny. Now I know you might be thinking why so, or not. I am new to blogging and I really do not see why people are so hooked on to it. Just a disclaimer before you continue reading. I am a hypocrite and if you think you are not, you are. If you do, you are not very bright and you probably still dont get it. Another thing. I believe the best and by far the most superior kind of humor is subtle, dark, sarcastic and totally random. So if you feel offended sometime during reading this, you can thank me later.
The NBA finals begin today with the Lakers hosting the Magic in Game one. Real Madrid have almost signed Kaka. I hope he totally fails just like Fernando Torres and Nemanja Vidic did in that hyped up league. But few do so when they join us. Yes, I am a fan of Real Madrid. I feel good when Real wins soccer(football) games. It reminds me of a famous line by Jerry Seinfeld, " They won, you watched." .
But I digress. I can picture myself reading this crap in few years and thinking to myself how clear my thoughts and actions were. Lets just stick to the thoughts, shall we. I like stating the obvious and cant think of a better place to do so than hmm... I dunno.. everywhere. I dont make jokes, just funny observations which at times are funny. How much are you supposed to write here? Its getting very immature now.
If you tell me you have read a blog which made real sense and had a profound impact on you, I will be LMFAO. Dont care about the last F and the ones which will be a regular occurence hence forth. I love India for its rich and varied cultural heritage. The only place where you can truly experience true Indian culture is the US. If you dont agree, visit Edison once. I know you'll get a lifetime membership to the club. Is the material supposed to be more esoteric? No, that does not bring back memories of GRE and reading flash cards in class and memorising the words and the countless GRE tests. Or maybe it does. But I shall make a conspicous effort to be opaque.
Just to leave myself a reminder, Simona Halep. If you curious, look it up.
Do you like fishsticks/drumsticks(for veggies)?
Respect. Theres nothing wrong in it. I am currently interning in a software firm. If you are already employed and self satisfied, kindly let me know of any opening you may come across. If you are still on the lookout, good luck, may the best man win. I would ideally like to work in a company which pays a good salary, but the world is not perfect. So I would still consider the lesser companies. I would also advice you to keep applying, never lose heart. Its just one job.
Karma is true. It always comes back to bite you. Its not funny. Never count your chickens. Plan but always have a backup. It may sound corny, but trust me it works. Dream big, but be realistic about dreaming.
How costly is Starbucks coffee? I mean seriously. Its affordable if you make a lot of money. But it doesnt make sense. Pay people more. Charge them for stuff. What about the rest of the world? How does the economy survive? How can you live on credit? When an American dies, there are pretty good odds that he is in debt. Dont u get it?
Barack Obama became president of the United States after he beat John Mccain in the 08 elections for the US presidency. It reminds me of the African American guy at the Empire State building doing an amazing impersonation of "Yes, We Can", "I see you" and "Thank u". What an amazing view of New York city. Boy, that was some view.
I am doing my Masters in Electrical and Computer engineering from the University of Florida, Gainesville. My name is Subramanian Sankaran and I am a funny man.
If you liked this, congrats, you are a hypocrite and admit it. If you did not, maybe you need to read future blogs.
I would like to thank my friends for inspiring me with their relevant and moving blogs and making me write this.
Blogging is seriously amazing man. I'm posting this before I select all and delete. My future blogs may involve girls, getting a full time position, clay court tennis and good homely food.