Tribhuvan Keerti

If only people knew how much it means to love and be loved, we wouldn't have all this happening in our world. Come on. I am not that insensitive. Or maybe I am. It seems some people dint take very kindly to my remarks about the twins. I really care a lot about what people think and do not wish for wrong notions to be propagated about me. So I urge all of you to just read this as if you are reading an interesting novel and forget about it once you are done.
It seems the only difference between New Jersey and Gujarat is that its O for Octopus in Jersey. Just kidding. There are lots of differences. Believe you can change the world. Good luck. One day you will. That day will be hence forth called 'Sunday' and the time the change takes place will be called 'Sunday morning'. Get it. Man, this joke is almost as bad as that one time I watched Friends. I know people, you love Friends. There is nothing wrong in it just like there is nothing wrong in being 'happy' if you know what I'm saying.
I pity all those poor souls who have a brother who is betrothed to a woman named Savitha and fearing the worst. Guys, its just a matter of hanging in there. Change will come just like its coming to America. You are starting to put the pieces together. Dont do it. The force is strong with you, young Skywalker. You underestimate the power of the dark side. I miss StarWars the most. How I wish they make another movie? The pure genius of it has never been reproduced or recreated. Harry Potter is for kids? Dint you read every book and play *ay quizzes with your friends. I did.
Metallica revolutionized thrash metal. Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal play great tennis. Jordan played good ball. India won independence on Aug 15th, 1947. Divya Bharti met with a tragic accident. I have a half decent sense of humor. I can change the world. Be the first to join this revolution and hop aboard the submarine. Angels live they never die. Dont wait for inspiration to find you. Just start and it will find you. Play. Roll with it. I apologize for the randomness of the content.
Nothing says America like Indian stores. Isnt it funny how the enigma fades away once you get to know someone? Well, I am fat. I am not big boned. I am not complaining. I love my folks. They just loved me that 'bit' more. Havent you heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard. Heard what? Brian Dont. Bird is the word. I miss those days of being young and innocent. The only thing I crave for apart from a chick(thank God I got the spelling right) is a full time position. You are not really interested in a green card? Like Mishra ji says, Give me a break. I do not hail from this place in Mumbai called Alibaug.
I am not a big fan of people who use obscenities just to sound cool. I mean its just lame. And I
am not a fan of the chicks either who actually find it cool. You are just as perfect as everyone around you. Shit happens to people. Some are lucky.
Welcome to wherever you are
This is your life. You've made it this far
Welcome, you gotta believe
Right here right now, youre exactly where youre supposed to be
I love Starbucks Coffee. Its so well priced. In addition to that, its very healthy. For the Starbucks Company.How far do wise cracks take you in life? I am not sure about that. Guess I'll never know. I hope by now, you've forgotten what you just read. If not, I hope it has a profound impact on your life and start spreading the word around. I want to become Mayor of New York. I am planning to shift genres and do more mainstream stuff from here on in. If you did not know by now, America just made the transition to digital television. This one goes out to all my peeps in the hizza. No matter how corny it sounds, dont let no one tell you that you aint beautiful. You may not be Jessica Alba or Pitt, but .. you know. Take good care of your health and keep their heads ringing.
Ding ding Dong
Dinga Ding Ding Ding Dong