Evil Monkey

This will be the best of my blogs... not or maybe it will. Anyways, read on. I am not giving her anymore blog time. How deep is your love? I dont know why, but I have never ridden a cycle before which is one of the many things I have never done or tried to do. Its not a lie if you believe in it.
I keep going back to New York city. She reminds of my hometown. Everything is Bombay-ish except maybe for the Guju shopkeepers and Punjabi taxi drivers. It will be fun someday to travel in a desi cab, for the desi driver. Lets face it. If there is someone you should be able to bring down, its your own kind. I mean how often do you look at a man's shoes? Hope you got the fishsticks remark. Its a play on words.
Designing a webpage is harder than it first seems. There are so many stages you need to go through before you are finally there. Change is coming to America. I see you. Alright, no more randomness. Who moved my cheese?
What type of females do you desire to possess? For me personally, it would have to be a rich, well educated, good looking girl with a good sense of humor. A pinkish hue on the face would not hurt but I stay in my clothes. You may not notice from my name, but I am a Tam bram. Maybe you may. So its a tedious journey, before, during and after marriage. But I see my folks still sticking it out together. So cant be that bad, or can it? Come off it. Its not funny anymore Peter.
Or is it? would be my response.
How are the ticket prices to India in December? If you dont pay your doctor, will you become sick again? I know its true for your dentist. My loneliness is killing me. I must confess I still believe. Oh babum babum. Hit me babum one more time. Whats your favourite rock band? Backstreet Boys? Come on. Everyone knows Backstreet Boys are not .... .
I am excited to visit the capital of the states. I am not going to make a wise statement by saying how coincidental it is that the white house is also in Washington DC. She loves such jokes or pretends to do so. My bad. This is not where I parked my car. How beautiful is Jessica Alba? Its just not possible. I mean everyone is perfect because God made them that way. But I dont know is it just my perception or many people concur that some people look slightly better than the others. As a man once said, "Looks matter". Shes got the look.
Free coffee cannot be good for business, rather, free coffee cannot be good for anybody. Jokes apart, I need a full time position. So this may well be one of the last few blogs written by me this week. It just flows. I cant help it. The twins are just beautiful mam. What are their names? Which one is the boy? They look alike. Oh wait a second, I got it. He goes to school with my brother. Now, there there. You dint think? Or did you?
Oh Lord its a miracle. Grow up. Be a smart fella, not a *art smella. God gave you them shoes to fit you. So put em on and wear em. You were born today man. How I wish you were still here? I would love to still have you here. But you moved on. Good luck to you with everything. I can still feel you with me.
God bless you and God bless ya'll!!