RICE KRISPIES

You know the drill by now right. I write about .. you know.. stuff and pretty much try to explain the relevance it holds in regards to your life. People have already been writing to me about my witty humor and dark sarcasm. But I do not wish to boast of my achievements and stay modest.
Robin Soderling, come on, you beat Nadal. Rfed should be a piece of cake. The economy is picking up as the number of people laid off reached its lowest point since the recession. Only 350,000 people got laid off in the Month of May. Its amazing, so amazing. Lakers win game one. Kobe bryant is a good basketball player. I get nostalgic every time I watch him play. Lets get down to it.
Kaka is yet to be unveiled as a Madrista. 65Million pounds, now thats a lot of money at least for me.
All of you knew Simona Halep from long before reading the blog, dint you?
Some amazing lyrics which totally makes you reflect on what you sacrificed for what. I have fallen in love with this band.
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best Duck Flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid.

So kiss me I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I dont drink. I just like to pretend I am one of them. Things become easier when you admit to hypocrisy. What can people possibly say to a hypocrite to make him feel worse? Its been three weeks into the internship. Time flies by. Its almost as if every day, hmm.. i lost my train of thought.

She doesnt name names. She likes to be thought of someone who has a lot of male friends and is still a good girl. I learnt a word for this thanks to my kannada friends. But she is a good girl. You'll be her savior if you can help her in homework. She'll make you and all your friends feel special. She'll make sure you have as many mutual friends as possible. Then you come to know your friend starts helping her with homework. You have a misunderstanding. Your friend gives her a shoulder. I dont drink. I dont believe in alcohol. I am not going to say something lame like she is vodka or beer. But, shit happens. Eat apples every morning or at least have something healthy. Health is wealth. Get a good night's sleep. She should have something to eat at night. Get some food. She likes to boast about the food she had too. I mean there is a word in english too if you know what I'm saying. But we are good friends. I wish her the best in every endeavor. May she come out with flying colors and the best in her is yet to be seen.
Clay court tennis is not for everyone. Well, it sure may not be as fast as the hard courts but it requires a lot of skill. Oh, I got back my train of thought. I wanted to say Seasons change, Time passes by, As the weeks become the months become the years. Rafael Nadal is a true gentleman. I mean the way he accepts defeat is just commendable. You see why he is such a great champion. Vamos rafa. May our hearts and prayers go out to the families of the passengers aboard AF 477. I dont know if you can call Roger the greatest ever. I mean he hardly beats Nadal ever. He may win the French open, but we all know who the king of clay is.
If you feel hurt or offended after reading this blog, I sincerely apologize for my exceptional sense of humor and sarcasm. Its not your fault. You are good. We are good.
I can see why people stop blogging after some time. Nevertheless, I am just getting started. So I'll be there for you as that stupid gay song says. Again, no offense and no hard feelings.
Yeppo varuvaro
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